I Forgot Something, I Went Home To Pick It But Met My Wife With Another Man – Husband

A married lady with three children has lost her 14-year-old marriage to adulterous acts as an Igando Customary Court in Lagos granted the request of her estranged husband to dissolve the union.

The petitioner, Dare Abiodun, a 40yrs old businessman, had approached the court for the dissolution of the union, citing his wife’s infidelity and other reckless acts.

He said, I came home to pick something in the morning and I met my wife and her lover in our room.

Delivering his judgment, the court’s President, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, said he was convinced that the couple could no longer live together as the petitioner insisted on divorce.

“The court has no choice than to dissolve the union in spite of the wife’s claim that she still love her husband. The court hereby pronounce the marriage between Dare Abiodun and Ajoke dissolved today; both henceforth cease to be husband and wife,’’ Omilola ruled.

She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not,She is willing to fly economic class: Joro Olumofin

Socialite and psychologist Joro Olumofin has taken to his Instagram page to shed light on how to identify a wife material. See the 24 criterias he listed below and tell us if you agree with him.
* She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service
* Selflessness ( Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare)
* She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body count
* Luxury Lifestyle is not Primary to her
* She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month
* She has remedy for your flaws ( smoking, drinking)
* Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe, ibafo)
* She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )
* Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her 🔟 She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)
* She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull")
* She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not
*She is willing to fly economic class
* She doesn't have to do an A list wedding.. (She is content with a budget wedding)
* Family means a lot to her
* She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo
* She doesn't have more than 2 phones
* She doesn't care about the color of your passport
* She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )
* She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga & starch)
* She has not been involved in any social media drama
* She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)
* She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.
* She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*
* She won't have sex on the first date
* If you're dating she should call your mom at least once a week
* She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture
* She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup ??) Do You Agree?
#DoktorMofin

Kidnappers now have list of rich men to be abducted

When the economy is in recession, crimes and criminality will naturally be on the increase as many who are finding it hard to maintain their lifestyle may resort to devicing desperate measures. Only yesterday someone sent me a text that I should call a particular number for a business. It's fraud!

Reports have it that residents of New Haven Estate in Iba area of Lagos said gunmen, who abducted three landlords in the estate, have a list of rich men they are targeting for abduction.

A landlord in the estate, who had fled the area, told Punch that the attackers abducted a commercial motorcyclist plying the estate on Friday and forced him to give them names of wealthy landlords.

It was reported on Thursday that there was tension in the estate after gunmen, who came in military uniform, abducted three landlords.

A woman, identified only as Mrs. Nwoche, was also abducted from her residence on Saturday, while the two others were picked on Monday at about 11am, while going to their offices.

Speaking with Punch, the landlord, who begged that his name should not be mentioned, said he fled the estate because he was told that his name was on the list with the abductors.

He said, “I cannot come to the estate. I left with my family about two weeks ago. The abductors had come to the estate and abducted a commercial motorcyclist, Chima. They ordered him to give them a list of rich landlords in the estate, which he did.

“It is that list that the kidnappers are using now. I learnt my name is included and that is why I fled the area, but I get updates everyday from my neighbours there.”

Another resident, identified as Stanley, said several houses in the area had been abandoned due to fear of the kidnappers.

Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, said investigation was ongoing into the matter.

Reno Omokri Shades APC Members

Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan's former aide, has been very active on social media, commenting on political developments, even more than core politicians. As a pastor some thought he should leave politics for PDP and APC members but, obviously, Reno is not ready to take that advise.

Father of 2 commits suicide, blames bad economy

Remember I told you guys about a married man who took his own life due to poverty on Thursday? Well, here's the full story...

A former Secretary of Mbiabong Village Council in the Itu Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, Chief Ekanem Edet, aka Jolly Boy, has committed suicide.

His friend and neighbour, Mr. Okon Effiong, said the community woke up to discover Edet’s corpse dangling on a suspended rope from the roof of his apartment.

He said a note Edet left behind before taking his life attributed his action to Nigeria’s bad economy.

He told Punch that the deceased, who was married with 2 sons, had often complained about the poor state of the economy.

He said, “Jolly Boy, who deals in Ogogoro, cigarettes, and other stimulants, decided to cut short his life when it appeared he could no longer run his family with the meagre earnings from his trade.

“He was a very sociable man and always shared his thoughts on issues. I don’t know why he should consider suicide as the last option to escape from these hard times.”

He explained that Edet, who was immediately buried after some traditional rites, was discovered dead by another friend, who came to visit him on the day of the incident.

A teacher in the town, Mfonobong Ekpe, said, “He used to complain that his petty business could no longer cater to his family’s basic needs and he could not afford the school fees of his children.”

Asuquo Bassey, a pastor at his church, said, “He was always saying the bad economic policies of the government did not allow common people to afford basic commodities like bread, yam, kerosene.”

A source in the community said the victim’s family members were reluctant to call the police when they discovered the incident.

He said, “The family members were not willing to report the incident to the police in the area. When they discovered his lifeless body, they just wanted him buried and put everything behind them.”

Army Insists Boko Haram Leader, Abubakar Shekau Is Dead

Major General Lucky Irabor, Commander of Operation Lafiya Dole, Nigeria’s military operation set up to battle Boko Haram, on Thursday insisted that Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau is dead.

He insisted that the individual originally identified as Shekau has indeed been killed. He said this during a tour of Adamawa State as part of the formations under his command.

“I can confirm to you that the original Shekau was killed, the second Shekau was killed, and the man presenting himself as Shekau, I can also confirm to you that few days ago, he was wounded. We are yet to confirm whether he is dead or not”.

He further said that the Army does not make statements that are not based on facts.


The General, said the Nigerian troops fighting insurgency in the northeast, will continue the military operations until the last terrorist is taken out.

He also mentioned that there had been division among the Boko Haram as a result of the constant pressure put on them by the Army.

According to him, “They released videos to prove that they are still active, but that’s just a facade”

Nigeria Police Amongst World Best – Osinbajo

Vice President Yemi Osinbajo on Thursday said that the Nigeria Police Force is among the best globally.
He made the remark while laying the foundation for the construction of the Crime and Incident Data Base Centre at the Force Headquarters in Abuja.

According to him, the Nigerian Police personnel, from many instances worldwide, are better trained and equipped than their counterparts in other countries. But he promised that the government will continue to support it achieve more successes, nationally and globally.

He said: “The Nigeria Police is one of the very best that we have anywhere in the world and I say so because I have worked with law enforcement agents for many years. I have served in the United Nations special operations in the justice sector like the UN Mission in Somalia for about a year and I saw Police Forces from everywhere across the world.

“The Nigeria Police was there too and everybody admitted that they were possibly the most effective on ground there in Somalia. They were effective because they were better trained, better educated than every other Police Force that was there, besides, they were well equipped by the UN,” he added.

Drake Buries His Head In Rihanna's Crotch During Sexy Duet On Stage

They sent fans into a frenzy with a sweet smooch on stage, and now Drake and Rihanna have been filmed taking their PDA to the next level.

The pair clearly aren't shy about hiding their relationship any longer and as well as puckering up at the rapper's Summer Sixteen Tour in Miami on Tuesday, it now turns out they also got a little hot and heavy on stage.

Video shows the rapper and Bajan beauty, who's dressed in a short black frock, seductively singing Work to each other before Drake shamelessly buries his head in her crotch.

Rather than batting him off like she usually does, Rihanna puts her hands around his head and flashes a smile at the crowd.

The same night an audience member captured the moment they locked lips - and delighted fans.

Photo: Fleeing Driver Crushes Tricycle Driver To Death

Tragedy struck on Wednesday at the Secretariat end of CMD Road, Ikosi Ketu, Lagos, after a tricycle rider, Christian Ugochukwu, was crushed to death by a truck.

It was learnt that the truck driver, John Monday, had bashed the victim’s tricycle earlier on Shangisha Road and refused to stop.

The victim was reported to have parked his tricycle and chased the truck. He reportedly caught up with it at the Secretariat bus stop and hung to its side door.

The driver reportedly flung the door open and Ugochukwu fell. He was subsequently crushed to death by the truck’s back tyres. A witness, who did not identify himself, said the incident happened around 1.30pm.


He said, “Christian (Ugochukwu) plied the Shangisha route and he was in his tricycle when the passing truck bashed it.

“The truck driver continued his movement as if nothing happened. He also didn’t heed the cry of the man to pull over. So, Christian started chasing the truck, caught up with it and hanged to its door.

“He had a stick in his hand and he used it to threaten the driver that he would hit him if he didn’t stop.

“The driver suddenly opened the door and he fell. The back tyres climbed on him and he died. It was a bad sight.” It was learnt that immediately the incident happened, the driver sped off.

Another witness said a crowd mobilised and chased the truck driver, adding that he was caught at a filling station in the Otedola Bridge area.

A police source said the driver and his conductor were rescued by policemen from the Isheri division, joined by officers of the Metro Patrol and Safer Highway.

“The driver said he drove to the filling station to escape being lynched by the mob, who had petrol to pour on him.

“He was rescued alive and taken to the station along with the man’s corpse. The corpse was later deposited in the Iyana Isolo General Hospital morgue,” he added.

Punch correspondent was told that Ugochukwu’s wife had just been delivered of a baby on the morning of the incident.

He was said to be looking for money for hospital bill when tragedy struck.

The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the incident, adding that the suspect would be charged to court at the end of investigations.

She said, “The suspect is in our custody and he is assisting with investigations. Meanwhile, the victim’s corpse has been deposited in the mortuary for autopsy.”

Punch

Reno Omokiri Takes A Swipe At Nigeria's ICT Minister Following Mark Zuckerberg's Visit

According to the former spokesman, Mark Zuckerberg came to meet the youths and not the aged! Hope you dig? Lol can't explain further.

See How Man Was Caught With Blood Stained Female Panties (Photos)

A suspected ritualist has landed in the net of security agents after he was caught "red-handed" with female panties with blood stains. The incident took place Degema area, Rivers State.

A Nigerian, Oyelude Oladele, shared the story. He wrote:
"HOODLUM ARRESTED WITH A BLOODY FEMININE PANT IN HIS BAGThe Chairman of Degema LGA, Hon. Pastor Agiobu Victor-Fubara, in his sustained efforts to rid the area of crime and criminality, yesterday recorded a significant breakthrough in crime fighting.

This happened when the chairman's security agents who mounted different check points on Emohua road at Degema axis yesterday arrested a hoodlum on a bike heading to Degema from Buguma through Obakri junction. An Okada rider that carried the hoodlum dropped him at the military checking point mounted by the chairman for interrogation when he observe some strange calls that he is making and receiving on their way coming.

The security agencies checked his polythene bag and found a bloody female pant and some bloody clothes in his bag and when interrogated, his words were contradicting. Immediately, the security agencies handcuff him and take him away.

Beyoncé attends US open with husband Jay Z

Beyoncé is one of the richest female singers in the world, so the media pays attention to her dressing. She was all smiles as she attended the 2016 US Open in New York City Thursday with her husband, rapper Jay Z. She attracted attention with her plunging corset-style top, highlighted her cleavage.

North Korean leader executes Education Minister for not sitting properly during meeting

The North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean official by firing squad just because he did not sit properly during a meeting.

Education minister, 63yrs old Kim Yong-Jin was shot dead after his bad sitting posture in parliament incurred the wrath of the North Korean dictator.

The slouching vice premier was interrogated and found to be an 'anti-revolutionary agitator' before his execution in July, a South Korean official said.

'Vice premier for education Kim Yong-Jin was executed', South Korea's unification ministry spokesman Jeong Joon-hee said. 

'Kim Yong-Jin was denounced for his bad sitting posture when he was sitting below the rostrum,' he added, referring to North Korea's parliament.

Kim Jong-un was in the government meeting and was infuriated after Kim Yong-Jin sat in his chair 'with a bad attitude'.

Another South Korean official said the education official's poor posture was spotted at a meeting on June 29, when Kim Jong-un was named chairman of a new national defence department.

'The trouble for the minister began after he was seen sitting with bad attitude during a meeting of the People's Supreme Assembly,' the official told South Korean newspaper JoongAng Daily.

'He was later accused of being anti-revolutionary following a probe and a firing squad execution was carried out in July,' he added.

28-year-old Man Mobbed for allegedly r*ping a two-year-old girl.

A 28-year-old fashion designer, identified as Ituah, has been beaten up by a mob on Mosaku Street, in the Oshodi area of Lagos State, for allegedly r*ping a two-year-old girl.

It was gathered that Ituah, who was later dragged to the Akinpelu Police Division, was caught by a neighbour while allegedly r*ping the little girl. The neighbour alerted the girl’s mother.

The incident occurred on Sunday at about 5pm. The girl’s mother, identified only as Mrs. Ajibade, had gone to the toilet to urinate and left the girl in the corridor.

The victim was said to have gone to play with Ituah, who has a shop in front of the victim’s house, when the suspect allegedly r*ped her.

A neighbour reportedly caught the fashion designer and raised the alarm, which attracted a mob.

The mob reportedly beat up the suspect before dragging him to the police station.

Speaking with Punch, the victim’s mother, Ajibade, a trader, said she left the girl in the corridor so that she would not play with electric appliances in the sitting room.

She said, “It was around 5pm on Sunday that the incident happened. We live in a face-me-I-face-youhouse. The suspect has a shop in front of our house.

“I went to the toilet and returned without seeing my daughter in the corridor. I had left her in the corridor because I did not want her to play with electric sockets in the house.

“When I came back, I could not find her. I did not know she was with the fashion designer. When my girl was brought from the shop, she just pointed to her private parts and cried, ‘Ituah, Ituah’.

“That was how I examined her pants and discovered that she had been raped.

“We were at the Mirabel Centre on Monday for a checkup. She is gradually responding to treatment.

“The suspect’s family members are putting pressure on us. We do not want any case on the matter.”

Child Protection Network CPN coordinator in the Oshodi area, Ebenezer Omejalile, said the suspect confessed to have inserted his fingers into the two-year-old’s private parts, but denied r*ping her.

He said, “The suspect denied having an inter-course with the girl. He was the only one in the shop. He later told the girl’s mother that he only inserted his fingers into the girl’s private parts.

“The shop is closed down as we speak. The suspect has been moved from the division to command headquarters.”

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed Ituah’s arrest.

She said, “He is in custody at the gender unit of the command headquarters. Investigation is ongoing into the matter.”

Businessman Arrested For Smuggling Rice As Dead Bodies

The ban on rice importation and biting economic conditions are forcing some Nigerians to freight any and everything possible, including bags of rice as coffins carried in ambulances.

This unprecedented antic of moving rice in an ambulance under the guise of corpses from Benin Republic into Nigeria was uncovered yesterday at the Seme Border by the operatives of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) who promptly arrested the vendor.



Customs officials at the Seme Border said the suspected smuggler, Moses Degbogbahun, arranged 11 50kg bags of rice in place of a corpse in his Volvo ambulance with number DV 74EKY.

Luck, however, ran out on him when he was subjected to a rigorous search by an officer who had observed him move “corpses” across the border regularly without being searched.

His frequent movement across the border made the officers at Aradagun area of Badagry to suspect foul play prompting them to insist on seeing the “corpse”. But they were, however, amazed to see that they had allowed so many “corpses” of rice to pass through the border. Lol!

The Customs mobile patrol team leader stated that the frequency of the said ambulance patronising the international route with the “dead bodies” had become alarming making it necessary to ascertain the identity of the dead. The officers wondered how come people were "dying" frequently.

According to The Sun, rice smuggling across Seme became lucrative to warrant such antic when the Federal Government banned rice importation into the country in its attempt to boost local capacity.

Checkout Monalisa Wedding Photos in Greece.........

Monalisa Chinda and her hubby Tonye Coker came in riding on horses for their white wedding in the city of Santorini in Greece last night. Two Nollywood actresses were present. More photos...

Suspected Ritualist Caught With Human Hand

The man pictured above was arrested in Osun State and allegedly confessed he killed a 25-year-old man after a human hand was found with him. He is now in custody, under police investigation.

Economic Experts To Buhari: Pump in cash to save economy

How can the federal government revive the failing economy?
The Presidency should pump money into infrastructure development, which will create more jobs and boost liquidity, economists and private sector players have said.

The Nigerian Bureau of Statistics (NBS), in its Second Quarter Report released on Wednesday, said the economy contracted by 2.06 per cent to record its lowest growth rate in three decades.

Finance Minister Mrs Kemi Adeosun said: “It’s the worst time possible for us”. She, however, assured all that things will get better.

But President Muhammadu Buhari said yesterday that
Nigeria will be prosperous again. He spoke in Osogbo the Osun State capital, at the inauguration of a mega school built by the Rauf Aregbesola administration.

A development economist and financial expert, Odilim Enwegbara, who is the Chairman/CEO at Pan Africa Development Corporate Company (PADCC), said the government should leverage on its expansive revenue base and spend its way out of the recession.

He said: ”To help our economy, the government needs to pump trillions of naira into infrastructure projects and trillions of naira into social intervention policies so as to make more money available to the citizens to boost their purchasing power, which will make these cash-strapped citizens start consuming, not imported goods and services, but mostly locally made goods.”

By consuming locally made goods, Enwegbara said, more cash will get into the hands of local people and artisans. This, he said, will kick-start the once excluded grassroots economy.

In his view, President Buhari needs to inject a minimum of N3 trillion annually into the economy.

"Buhari’s social interventionist policies too should, besides making the school feeding programme a priority, monthly stipends of not less than N10,000 (instead of N5,000) should be given to millions of our poor families, widows, elderly, mentally and physically-challenged Nigerians. This should be promoted with the rigour it requires."

DG of Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry (LCCI), also called for should stimulus spending.

He said: “Economic empowerment of majority of our citizens by increasing the purchasing power of the economically excluded is the magic wand which increasing their consumer power should increase production and new jobs. In other words, by empowering the marginalised and excluded millions, deep-seated economic malaise will finally be resolved.”