Man Born Without Pen!s Finally Have S*x At 45

A man born without a pen!s has lost his virginity aged 45 thanks to a bionic manhood made from his own skin.

Andrew Wardle, from Manchester, had a £50,000 penile implant operation at University College Hospital London in June - but had to wait six weeks before he could have s*x for the first time.

After activating a button in his groin to pump up his 'ridiculously big' new pen!s, he lost his virginity to his girlfriend of six years Fedra Fabian as they prepared for a romantic getaway to Amsterdam.

'Two days before we went away, it just happened,' he told The Sun. 'It was nice and natural and that's how I wanted it to be.'


He said the s*x lasted for about half an hour and felt 'fantastic'. Talking about his new manhood, he added: 'I'm so pleased with it.'

Twenty-eight-year-old Fedra, from Hungary, said the s*x was 'amazing' and Andrew's pen!s looks normal despite being inflated with saline fluid to make it erect.

She added: 'It's fantastic - no need to worry about viagra or getting old. He can do it when he's drunk too!'

The bionic pen!s is fully rigged up to Andrew's testicles, meaning it's possible for the couple to have children.

The caterer, who was born with a condition called bladder exstrophy, said he will take a fertility test to see if they can conceive and they will adopt if he can't.

After the operation in June, Andrew told MailOnline: 'I'm very excited that I can move on now. But I think having s*x for the first time is more of a big deal for everyone else than it is for me.

'I've spent 44 years without a pen!s and I've coped with not having s*x for all that time. It will take me a while to get in the swing of things.

Chelsea player mocks opponent for being short during football match

Chelsea star Matt Miazga mocked Mexico’s Diego Lainez for being short during a friendly football match yesterday night.

Miazga, who stands 6ft 4ins, did not exactly see eye-to-eye with his 5ft 6ins opponent during the clash between the United States and Mexico.

And in one flashpoint, Miazga looked down his nose – quite literally – at Lainez.

The current Nantes star and Lainez came together and squared up.

Lainez fumed in Miazga’s direction, with the giant defender raising his right arm in front of him to indicate his rival’s height.

Miazga then peered over the top, mocking Lainez for being vertically challenged.

“We talked a little smack. It’s part of the game. It’s mental warfare.
“We got in their heads. They got a red card right after it. It took a toll and we won the game.”

Lainez denied being affected by Miazga’s trolling.

He said:

“I wasn’t offended by Miazga. It’s football. Football players are different sizes and have different skill sets. And it is a very common occurrence for players to have conflicts during a football match, so it just part of the game”

Caretaker coach Dave Sarachan saw his US side win 1-0 thanks to Tyler Adams’ 71st-minute goal – his first for his country. 

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Paying exorbitant school fees is now bragging right – Uche Nnaji

                       
Nigerian stylist, Uche Nnaji, has dropped an interesting piece on school fees just when pupils and students across Nigeria resumed their schooling.
According to Uche Nnaji, parents in Nigeria now brag about exorbitant school fees they pay for their wards. He added that most parents have even relocated from Nigeria because of the constant rise in school fees. Read his piece below;

In the last 2months 4 young Families and Friends I know have relocated with their kids from Nigeria to Canada| UK | and the US.One common reason they all gave was the constant rise in school fees . One even told me that “ Uche , my children now attend a CATHOLIC school that is going to be 70yrs old this December and guess what THE SCHOOL IS FREE, I don’t have to pay anything since we migrated legally and to think the school is far better than the school my children were attending in Lekki where I was working to just pay school fees..So the other day , a client told me that he cannot afford to pay #150k for a Tuxudo. Curious I asked WHY , he said that he was paying a little over #7m as school fees for 3 of his kids schooling in Nigeria. And just today another client also tells me he is looking for suits of not more than #80k because he just paid over #3m for his 2 kids both in primary schools.Honestly this trend is getting me worried for MEN as I wonder , who is putting MEN under this much pressure to now see HIGH school fees as a bragging right?Where is all these pressure leading us to ? At this rate , Do you even plan to stay alive and see these children finish this schools?..Nigerians, Instead of us to take a stand , Speak Up and REVIVE the missionary schools that most of you attended and turned out successful people today, We are busy bragging about paying #2M FOR ACCEPTANCE FEE FORM for certain PRIMARY SCHOOL on the island ..Men&Women who ought to speak up have all looked the other way while Schools like KC, QC and Igbobi colleges which they attended is no longer befitting for their children to attend..Can we just PAUSE for a minute and retrace our footsteps ???